Description
A bright blue warning. White flowers to distract the idiots. And in the middle of it all, the FGC-9—rendered in flat gold like an icon, not an accessory. This shirt doesn’t make a statement. It makes a threat look like leisurewear.
It’s not cute. It’s not clever. It’s a uniform for those who already know how things end and plan to dress accordingly. Tropical? Sure. Approachable? Only once. You wear this to the beach, to a barbecue, to a meeting you didn’t schedule. It doesn’t ask for permission. It fits, it breathes, and it never loses shape.
You’re not here to match vibes. You’re here to remind people they’re temporary.
Product features
• Full-body print with tropical white florals and a golden FGC-9
• Soft, breathable polyester-spandex blend that won’t slow you down
• Structured collar that keeps form under pressure
• Available with white or black buttons. Pick one. It doesn’t matter.
Care instructions
• Machine wash cold (30C or 90F)
• Tumble dry low
• Don’t bleach it. Don’t ruin it.
Wear it like you mean it. Or don’t. No one’s asking you.
Much love to PSR for agreeing to model these for me.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length, in | 31.25 | 31.75 | 32.25 | 33.00 | 33.50 | 34.25 |
| Width, in | 16.25 | 17.50 | 18.00 | 18.50 | 19.75 | 21.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
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